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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

dreaming, nightmare or was it just a sign?

Inked by Darlyn Azlinda at Wednesday, October 17, 2012 0 comments
Mood: I was late coming to work. Sucks.
Current weight: 63.5 kgs

What's up?

CUTEST! (and this googled)

I dreamt about holding this little girl in my arms. I know I posted something about preparing to have a baby, but I dont think it would be this soon to have one. Maybe a year from now.

BUT,

The cute factor this little girl has really torments me. Plus, the toddler in my dream has a gorgeous curly hair! Bazinga! And as far as I remember, she does looks like Harper Seven Beckham. Maybe it's a little exagerate but Harper is one cute toddler with a bow tie ribbon on her hair.

Ahh, I would never tell my hsuband about this. It's quite big news and I'm not ready yet.

Fingers crossed.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

i dont think i'm THAT ready!

Inked by Darlyn Azlinda at Tuesday, October 16, 2012 0 comments
Mood: Feeling like having a baby?
Current weight: 64 kgs

What's up?

Found this this from DailyMail UK again. At first I though it would be helpful instead, they are very hillariuos! At some points, I found it very amusing to portray expecting a child could be this messy. No, I don't mean the whole idea of having a child is messy but the way they came with the "How To Do" list is quite handy, in a funny and sarcastic ways.


This is up

Test 1: Preparation
Women: To prepare for pregnancy
1. Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.
2. Leave it there.
3. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans.

Men: To prepare for children
1. Go to a local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the counter and tell the pharmacist to help himself
2. Go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home. Pick up the newspaper and read it for the last time.

Test 2: Knowledge
Find a couple who are already parents and berate them about their methods of discipline, lack of patience, appallingly low tolerance levels and how they have allowed their children to run wild. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's sleeping habits, toilet training, table manners and overall behaviour. Enjoy it. It will be the last time in your life that you will have all the answers.

Test 3: Nights
To discover how the nights will feel:
You can kiss goodbye to precious beauty sleep as soon as you have a child
1. Walk around the living room from 5pm to 10pm carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 4 - 6kg, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly.
2. At 10pm, put the bag down, set the alarm for midnight and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 11pm and walk the bag around the living room until 1am.
4. Set the alarm for 3am.
5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2am and make a cup of tea.
6. Go to bed at 2.45am.
7. Get up again at 3am when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs in the dark until 4am.
9. Put the alarm on for 5am. Get up when it goes off.
10. Make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. LOOK CHEERFUL.

Test 4: Dressing Small Children
1. Buy a live octopus and a string bag.
2. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that no arms hangout. Time Allowed: 5 minutes.

Test 5: Cars
1. Forget the BMW. Buy a practical 5-door wagon.
2. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.
3. Get a coin. Insert it into the CD player.
4. Take a box of chocolate biscuits; mash them into the back seat.
5. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.

Test 6: Going for a walk
The hilarious blog post details a new parent test for broody mothers
a. Wait.
b. Go out the front door.
c. Come back in again.
d. Go out.
e. Come back in again.
f. Go out again.
g. Walk down the front path.
h. Walk back up it.
i. Walk down it again.
j. Walk very slowly down the road for five minutes.
k. Stop, inspect minutely and ask at least 6 questions about every piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue and dead insect along the way.
l. Retrace your steps.
m. Scream that you have had as much as you can stand until the neighbours come out and stare at you.
n. Give up and go back into the house. You are now just about ready to try taking a small child for a walk.

Test 7: Conversations with children
Repeat everything you say at least 5 times.

Test 8: Grocery Shopping
1. Go to the local supermarket. Take with you the nearest thing you can find to a pre-school child - a fully grown goat is excellent. If you intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat.
2. Buy your weekly groceries without letting the goat(s) out of your sight.
3. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys. Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.

Test 9: Feeding a 1 year-old
1. Hollow out a melon
2. Make a small hole in the side
3. Suspend the melon from the ceiling and swing it side to side
4. Now get a bowl of soggy cornflakes and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon while pretending to be an aeroplane.
5. Continue until half the cornflakes are gone.
6. Tip the rest into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor.

Test 10:TV
1. Learn the names of every character from the Wiggles, Barney, Teletubbies and Disney.
2. Watch nothing else on television for at least 5 years.

Test 11: Mess
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out: Are you up to the challenge of parenthood asks this hilarious blog post
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains
2. Hide a fish behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flowerbeds and then rub them on clean walls. Cover the stains with crayon. How does that look?
4. Empty every drawer/cupboard/storage box in your house onto the floor and proceed with step 5.
5. Drag randomly items from one room to another room and leave them there.

Test 12: Long Trips with Toddlers
1. Make a recording of someone shouting 'Mummy' repeatedly. Important Notes: No more than a 4 second delay between each Mummy. Include occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet.
2. Play this tape in your car, everywhere you go for the next 4 years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.

Test 13:Conversations
1. Start talking to an adult of your choice.
2. Have someone else continually tug on your shirt hem or shirt sleeve while playing the Mummy tape listed above. You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.

Test 14: Getting ready for work
1. Pick a day on which you have an important meeting.
2. Put on your finest work attire.
3. Take a cup of cream and put 1 cup of lemon juice in it
4. Stir
5. Dump half of it on your nice silk shirt
6. Saturate a towel with the other half of the mixture
7. Attempt to clean your shirt with the same saturated towel
8. Do not change (you have no time).
9. Go directly to work

You are now ready to have children. ENJOY!!

**No, it sounds no fun at all, YET!

Thursday, October 11, 2012

being makeup free, fashion-free on fridays

Inked by Darlyn Azlinda at Thursday, October 11, 2012 0 comments
Mood: It's Friday and of course I am way too happy.
Current weight: 64 kgs

What's up?:

Thought that a Friday would be like this for me (see pictures and yes they are not mine). Went googling around at DailyMail UK and collected a few styles that I would like to wear on my Fridays. Just realize one thing though, they are all teens! And I was like, why am I stalking them? Jealous much?

Maybe I just get older and married, makes my life quite miserable. I am annoying with my lame styles and damn I admit that I am quite quirky with my current style. Maybe because I feel fatter all the time???

I compiled everything and feels like this would the best sloppy style that I want to wear. Cool kan?

Skinny jeans and printed jacket? Loike!
I just love the whole thing she wears. Love the white tote maybe
Totally love her bowtie long sleeve shirt, the balerina shoes and largebrown tote
I so want to wear printed beanie!
The colour contrass is perfect, plus the sultry red lips!
Maybe I just adore the grocery bag, and her black boots
Never thought that polkadot pants would be this gorgeous!
Look at that studs boots. Who doesnt want to wear one?

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

how to get flat tummy in 4 days?

Inked by Darlyn Azlinda at Wednesday, October 10, 2012 0 comments
Mood: Can't focus
Current Weight: 64 kgs
Where I got this from? HERE

What's up:
I hate my bloating tummy. When I wear my skinny jeans, seems like it cant 'envelope' my excess fat then I can see my 'spare tyre'. Yeah, I hate that. I start 'googling' and hoping to find simplest one. I don't know if it is ever work but I will try.

HOW TO DO IT

Follow the Four-Day Plan (two days appear below) - to the letter. This includes eating four smaller meals a day, one of which will be a refreshing smoothie. This way of eating is designed to reduce the amount of food in your digestive system at any one time, so cutting back on the release of stomach acids which can lead to irritation and bloat. It also gets your body used to the four-meal-a-day schedule which you will need to follow for the full Flat Belly Diet.

1. Eat four meals a day. The Anti-Bloat Jumpstart Diet is a shortterm, kick-start for weight loss - you eat about 1,200 calories daily. You'll notice a few staples, including sunflower seeds, flaxseed ( linseed) oil, cheese strings and carrots. There are three reasons you'll see these items repeatedly. First, we tried to limit the amount of food you have to buy to get started. Second, we wanted to deliver a lot of nutritional and bloat-free value for your money. Third, we chose foods that need no added salt or bloating condiments to taste good.

2. Take a five-minute after-meal walk. Moving your body helps release air that has been trapped in your GI tract, relieving pressure and bloating. All it takes is a leisurely stroll down your street, around the office or the shops; a quick walk with your dog, a neighbour or your family after dinner - anything that gets you moving for just five minutes. You can walk for longer if you like, but at least five minutes are needed to help get things moving inside your tummy.

3. Drink one whole serving of our signature 'Sassy Water' every day. The authors call their water recipe Sassy (see below) because it's much perkier than plain old water. The ingredients in it aren't just for flavour: the ginger also helps calm and soothe your GI tract. In addition to Sassy Water, you may drink 100 per cent pure herbal teas such as camomile or peppermint.

SASSY WATER
2 litres/31/2 pt water
1 tsp freshly grated ginger
1 medium cucumber, peeled and thinly sliced
1 medium lemon, thinly sliced
12 mint leaves
Combine all ingredients in a large jug, chill in the refrigerator and let the flavours blend overnight.

4. Eat slowly. When you eat quickly, you take in large gulps of air without realising it. All that excess air gets trapped in your digestive system and causes bloating.

5. Work your mind. The first days of a diet are never easy, and these four days are no exception. The authors are asking you to change how you eat and to give up some of the foods you're used to eating or drinking - and perhaps imagine you can't live without. Of course, it's going to be worth it in the end - it does work and you will see your belly shrink. But until you see that paunch disappear, you'll need a mental tune-up.

I might not get all the groceries but I'll try to find the substitutes.

I will try the tips and dos and donts.

Cross my finger.

Friday, October 5, 2012

separuh akhir piala malaysia

Inked by Darlyn Azlinda at Friday, October 05, 2012 0 comments
Mood: Hampeh
Current weight: 64 kgs and it will decrease ok.

What's up?

Watched the game between ATM and Lions xii. Hampeh betul. I hate Lions regardless of how good they play. Can they just fade or being loser? Huhu/ It's okay, ATM still has the chance as well as the Lions. Just hope will kick their asses off the game. I cant stand the Lions get a place in Piala Malaysia.

And tomorrow, Kelantan will meet Selangor. I do hope Selangor wins. Sorry Kelantan, but I just love to see their fans mourning if they lose. Muahaha.

Nope, I have nothing against them. It's just a protective way of avoiding disappointment..

Really hope Selangor and ATM meet in the final and, please let ATM wins! ;p

Monday, October 1, 2012

finally, lost 1 kg!

Inked by Darlyn Azlinda at Monday, October 01, 2012 0 comments
Mood: Quite happy actually
Current weight: 64 kgs

What's up?:

Yup, you read it pretty clear. I lost 1kg after 2 weeks. I just eat less starchy, high carbohydrate food, drink only plain water no more syrupy or carbonated drinks (except hot coffee and fresh milk, moderately), and jog, exercise twice a week on weekends.

But to get to lose 7 kgs, I need 14 weeks ~ 3+ months. Yeah, it is time consuming; at least I sweat, save money and keep eating healthy. Who needs Herbalife, Acai Beri, Alpha Lipids etc anymore? No no no. I have nothing against them. I'm just a money-saver and I love my running shoes. (Okay, truth to-be-told; I hate them. I hate it if anyone ever post that kind of advert on my FB wall).

Well, I really need to lose that much weight and get my 57 kgs weight like the old days. Oh I miss that! Take a look a few old photos and damn I know I want to lose these extra weights in my hips real soon! And my husband promise to give something if I manage to lose the weight. Cant wait!


With my sister, Angah. I love the only Levi's straight cut jeans before it got stolen.


With Syafiq, I like this old slim figure. At least i my eyes.


Yes, yes, yes, I want all those shoes and the figure!

 

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